A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table.
"Honey, your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you.
Surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?"
The Son replies, "When mum got you up to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said,
"Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I'm Married!!"
Hoping you are having an awesome weekend so far.
Thank you for the giggle. Very much appreciated
ReplyDeleteYour very welcome..... Was it you I spotted in the distance shopping near Sam's yesterday??
DeleteQuite possibly, was with Miss S grabbing some sushi rolls
DeleteFunny!
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