Sunday, 5 January 2014

Another year another anniversary........

Tomorrow marks another year of married life for this old chick. So today I have put pen to paper and attempted to write my feeling down, as a gift from the heart to my man.

We are both working Monday, on our actual anniversary. Me during the day, and he at night, so it's just another day. So tonight I have planned a movie, some Baileys, and a take out most likely, and that is about it. It is cold today so both our backs are complaining, and we both are not feeling too hot. In fact hubby has gone back to bed.

When the Movie "Noah" comes out, the one with Russell Crowe, we will take Missy's movie voucher and have a date day. That can be our romantic get away.

But you can be my test audience.....I shall share with you my ode to my love.
I have also found some cheeky jokes and thought I would share the giggles.

Busy week ahead....
Car Service
Boys birthday party
House inspection to get ready for.......
Life just goes on.......

BE HAPPY....... I hope you enjoy the funnys.......
27 years ago
You walked into my life. 
You took my hand and changed my world. 

You made me laugh, 
You made me cry. 
You made me feel like I could fly. 

Then one day you got down on one knee, 
You held my hand,
And proposed to me.

I said yes, it was no surprise,
For without you, I would emotionally die. 
I am a woman of simple demands, 
I do not want trinkets to approve your charms. 

Diamonds and pearls, 
Are for the other girls. 
All I need is you, and your time and your love, 
And definitely your kiss.

24 years today,
I met you in the church. 
You wore a tux, and I wore a white dress with a full skirt. 

My heart raced wildly, 
Not a single nerve or doubt.
I saw you standing patiently
I wanted to scream and shout. 

This is my man. 
He is good to me. 
I will promise to love him, 
For the rest of eternity. 

He is sweet and funny, 
Caring and nice. 
Intelligent, sensitive, and stubborn like a bull.
I opened myself to this guy, and he still found me cute. 

The years have passed, 
With so many memories made. 
Some were amazing, some I wish would fade. 

We have shared many ups and downs.
Been angry, sad, extremely mad,
Wildly happy, passionate, and glad.
Along the way we spawned three kids. 
We grew up, we grew old,  but we never lost this. 

You're the one who makes me happy
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
That is something money can't buy.

So happy anniversary, 
To the man of my life. 
The man that caught this woman, 
And stole her heart. 

I want you to know that I love you still. 
Probably more,  and I always will. 
I will always have everything, if I have you. 
Martierial things are nice,  but they mean nothing, without you. 

In all these years,  
My heart has been true. 
I hurt when you hurt, I feel joy when you do too. 
When I close my eyes at night
I see you before me,
I  die inside when you ignore me
Any fool could see
Just how much I adore you

We know each other so well, 
We even think the same. 
I am still the same girl you met, 
Although I may not look quite the same. 

You are a magic man
Who can Kindle my heart. 
Just a look, and there's a spark.
You are all I have ever wanted, needed, it's true. 

I may not have a lot to give, 
So please accept my heart. 
I gave it to you freely
You've owned it from the start. 

I have only one thing I need from you, 
It is all I ever want. 
That is for you to love me and never stop. 

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Would You Remarry?

WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: No…
Wife- Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′
Wife: –silence-
Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!

One night a guy took his girlfriend home

One night a guy took his girlfriend home.
As they were kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her “Honey, would you please give me oral?”
Horrified, she replied, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” He asked grinning at her.
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”.
“No way. It’s just too risky!” “Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?” .
“No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
“Oh yes you can. Please?” …………………
“No, no. I just can’t”
“I’m begging you … “
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl’s older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, “Dad says to go ahead and blow him, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for fucks sake…

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him “This is all in your mind” and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.” Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witchdoctor.
The witchdoctor says, “I can cure this.” He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witchdoctor says “This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say ’123′ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!”
The guy then asks the witchdoctor “What happens when it’s over?” The witchdoctor says “All you or your partner has to say is ’1234′ and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!”
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says “123,” and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says “What did you say ’123′ for?” 

Some great sexy sayings

“You cannot taste me, until You undress me?”

“You cannot eat me unless You lick me”
- Ice cream.

“You can not play with me unless You blow me”
- Balloon.

“You can not enjoy me unless You suck me”
- Lollypop.

“You make me wet & put me in your mouth everyday”
- Toothbrush.

And the most killer one
“You can not enjoy me unless You spread me”
Butter xx


  1. Happy, happy anniversary!!!

  2. A thousand congratulations to you, but why would you need them, you're happily married? Really we should say "happy anniversary" and "hey, uh, ya got any tips?"
    Truly, the happiest of happy anniversaries to you.

    1. Thank you so much for the lovely best wishes. Tips?

      Don't listen to mainstream media.
      Communion is paramount.
      Laugh a lot
      Don't sweat the small stuff
      Share the work load
      Keep things simple
      Don't believe that crap in 99% of romance novels
      Have lots of togetherness
      Good sex is a must, have lots of that
      Be friends, best friends
      Never be afraid of asking for what you need, but also be ready to give back what they need too
      Give and take and a lot of compromises
      Always remember to tell them how you feel about them, men need reassuring too

      A good astrological match is helpful too.

      Hubby and I talk a lot. We share common interests, as well as our own hobbies. We dated for 3 years before we married, and only were sexually active for the last year of that. We really took our time, and became strong friends, so even without sex we still work, although I can become very bitchy without it.
      Allow each other space, and differences.

      We still can drive each other bonkers, but sometimes I can see the funny side of things and have a good ability to make him laugh and calm down, and he can stop me from going all nuts out and crazy, and pop things into perspective. I guess that has helped us stay together.

      Before we married, we knew exactly how we wanted to parent our children.
      We knew each other well, what we liked, didn't like, and how to please each other in almost every way. I can trust him with my life. He can trust me. That took time to grow.

      Communication, trust, fun, love, and awesome orgasms. That about sums it up.
      I have been very lucky to have found him. It took a few frogs before I found my prince. But he was not, nor is Mr perfect, and nor am I, so you ride the ocean. Some seas are rough, but you hang on, and come out the other side stronger and more closer than before.

      We have come close to walking away from each other 3 times in our 27 years together. But thankfully we stuck in there, because each time we actually got closer, and fell even more in love with each other. Life teaches us hard lessons, hard truths about ourselves. When we get it, it creates amazing things.
      I have garbled on for far too long. Sorry. But you did ask. Lol

  3. Happy anniversary to you and your man. Wishing you many more years of love and happiness

    1. Thanks Mynx. I hope so too. Not been an amazing day. We never have been very mainstream. I use to want a fuss early in the marriage, but hubby is a strong bull and refuses to follow trends. It was my choice not to buy each other presents. Instead I like just to remind each other what we mean to one another. He did like the poem, and wrote me a beautiful reply. But as always he saves his sweet side for me in private. On face book I get the sarcastic "go make me a sandwich woman" lol He is at work now and I am flat out on the bed playing on the tablet. I could just fall asleep. When did we get this old? Lol